Xelogo - Bingo Bob
Is that... Is that actually a pillow made to
look like a real fish?
Dr Xelogo: Of
course eet ees! Do you theenk that they'd be so
stupid as to... vait... that ees pretty stupid.
That's just plain creepy.
*laughing at Dr. Xelogo's voice* Okay, Ren. Say,
how's Stimpy doing? *bursts out laughing*
Don't make fun of zee accent! You should talk
you... you... uneemployed suicidal twit!
*crying* Shut up, I only lost my job because..
because.. my wife left with my stupid
assistant... Oh I'm such a wreck.. *breaks down
Yes, you are. But that ees not vhat ve are here
for today! Today, ve insult... ze fish pillow!
good, it's nice to have the mockery.. the cruel,
bitter mockery... directed away from me at once.
So, do you think the kid ever has horrible,
horrible dreams about the fish just like turning
around and eating his head in his sleep?
Probably. You vould eef you vere him.
gonna go ahead and ignore that. Anyway, I don't
see how someone could sleep with that thing in
Yes, he probably knows eexactly how your vife
used to feel.
Okay, that really hurt my feelings just now. Why
do you do that?
Because I am a villain! It ees vhat I do!
Anyvays, doesn't it look like ze boy in ze
picture ees going to hit the camera guy with the
that you mention it, he really does. He looks
pretty happy about it too. He's probably the
kind of kid who goes around giving wedgies to
grown-ups just because he knows they won't punch
him in the face.
I used to do that vhen I vas little... Oh ze
did you notice they even went to the detail of
adding little fins? I guess they knew it would
just be a crappy product if they didn't include
the most miniscule details.
They must be eentirely eensane if they theenk
anybody vill buy this...
dunno. I think that they're really making an
impact with the people who love the feel of real
fish scales brushing against their faces while
But... vouldn't those people use real fish?
Well, Dr. Xelogo, I really think the people who
made this fish pillow will go that extra mile to
please their loyal fan base. I think that if you
marched right up to Mr. Fishpillow himself, and
said "I want scales", I think he would
give you those scales. Because it takes a man of
high caliber to make fishpillows, and that's all
I have to say about that.
... You bought one, didn't you?
Let's move on to the next product.